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Recent Movie Reviews

Star Wars Transitions Star Wars Transitions

Rated 4 / 5 stars


And you used a Wilhelm scream! My respect for you is doubled, Lokken.


Paper-Back Bust Paper-Back Bust

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I don't understand where the funny lies.

The only recognisable joke in this entire movie is that Germaine's breasts are increasing in size and the guy is happy about it.

plz explain.

Jeremy: I wonder Jeremy: I wonder

Rated 4 / 5 stars

That was fucking hilarious.

Poke, poke, poke, poke... AAAAUGGH

Recent Game Reviews

Idiocy Test Idiocy Test

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

You fail the idiot test

I mean seriously. "This test will determinine if you are an idiot".

Pico1.5 Casandras Revenge Pico1.5 Casandras Revenge

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Heh, some basic flaws here.

Number one. Pico's school is set in America, so Cassandra is unlikely to be carrying British money.

Number 2, Cassandra is a girl, for Christs's sake.

Orgasm Girl Orgasm Girl

Rated 4 / 5 stars

People are morons.

If you think this game is too hard then you're a pussy. If it's beyond your obviously limited capacity to figure out that it wouldn't be much of a game if it was just 'rub rub win' then you shouldn't bother writing a review becaause nobody gives a fuck about your opinion, k? The game is simple, you're a moron.

Anyway, pretty good game.

Recent Audio Reviews

Not Josh Bedn, but Infinik! Not Josh Bedn, but Infinik!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A song about moi!

I made a guy cry, just like that.

Do the olskoo!!! Do the olskoo!!!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Do the olskoo, please

<3 to teh muzak!